Match Game LD5 X-Mass 2007 Game Transcript ------------------------------------------ Green circle: PATCH Red triangle: KARASAPH Top level panel: SILVERCLAW JENN CRYSTAL Bottom level panel: DERECHO BLUE LYLYTH Logging Started: 12-30-2007 11:07:22 AM Cox fires up some music, but it's the "Press Your Luck" theme by accident. Lylyth's player adjusts her shirt & tries not to drown in her cooffee Jenn chuckles. Cox rumbles, "Goddamn it." Cox yanks out that cart and looks for the right one. Patch O.os. Jenn chhrrrrz, "Why do we even have that music?" Cox rumbles, "Okay, on air in 3..." Cox rumbles, "2..." Cox points. Cox rumbles, "Get ready to match the scalies!" Cox rumbles, "SilverClaw..." SilverClaw waves. Cox rumbles, "Jenn Somers!" Jenn chrrs Cox rumbles, "Crystal!" Crystal waves and winks. Cox rumbles, "Derecho!" Derecho makes a "hang loose" gesture. Cox rumbles, "Blue!" Blue wavewaves! Cox rumbles, "And Lylyth!" Lylyth is frozen in time? Cox rumbles, "...with the big-clawed Match Game El Dee Five!" Cox fires up the intro music. Blue applauds. Patch does likewise. Jenn Schrees, but not too loudly, and flicks her tail tip. Cox rumbles, "Now here's your host...Diiiiiinosorcerorrrr!" Dinosorceror stumbles onto the studio, eight feet tall, with a dark woolen suit with obvious coffee stains. Dinosorceror holds one of those little slender mics with a long cord. "Good morning, ev'ra'body!" Jenn rolls her eyes. That's her male. Blue likes Jenn none the less. :) Dinosorceror hoots, "Hello, contestants!" Patch sagt, "Hai." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Hello dear." Dinosorceror hoots, "Pardon the coffee stains, but I think we need to fire the idiot who picked airing this show on a Sunday morning." Cox fades out the music. Dinosorceror hoots, "Welcome, ladies and gentlesaurs, to the annual Match Game LD5 show!" Dinosorceror hoots, "Let's meet our contestants..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Over here, at the green circle, we have..." Dinosorceror holds his mic to Patch. Patch sagt, "Patch Winter." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Hi Patch" Dinosorceror hoots, "...and where are you from, Patch?" Patch sagt, "Is Amerika a legitamate answer?" Dinosorceror hoots, "Only until it falls to a bigger corporate sponsor." Patch pouts. Dinosorceror hoots, "And at red triangle we have..." Dinosorceror holds his mic to Karasaph. Karasaph flickers his tounge out "You can call me Karasaph" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Hi Karasaph" Dinosorceror hoots, "Karasaph! And I understand you're from a distant land. Welcome to Faibanx!" Karasaph nods, "I'm happy taking part here. Thank you very much." Dinosorceror hoots, "Now, ladies and gents, Patch and Karasaph are going to have to try and match answers with our motley panel over here..." Dinosorceror walks over to the panel. "Say hello, panelists!" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Hello panelists!" SilverClaw says, "Hiii everybody" Derecho utters, "Hello, panelists." Blue says, "Hello pennelists." Dinosorceror shakes his head and smiles. Dinosorceror hoots, "This is why they make the big bucks, folks." Jenn sails a paper airplane down at Blue. Patch sagt, "Yay Kruft!" Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, here's how we play." Blue gets bumped in the bakc of the head and knows how SilverClaw must feel all the time now. Dinosorceror hoots, "Only one contestant plays at a time. I'm going to make a statement or question with a BLANK in it." Dinosorceror hoots, "Once I make the statement, all the panelists will PAGE me with the answer. Do not say it out loud, it's a secret. Write it down on the little slips of paper I've given you." Dinosorceror hoots, "Then when all panelists have paged me with their response, I'll ask the contestant for their answer, out loud. The contestant should not tell me their answer at all until I ask them." Patch nods. Karasaph nods and purrs Dinosorceror hoots, "I'll explain how further play goes as we go." Dinosorceror hoots, "So, Patch will go first." Dinosorceror heads over to the game board stacks, and presses a button. A board labeled 1 with card slots A and B appears. Patch folds his sleeved hands into his lap. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, Patch plays first, and all panelists play with this one." Dinosorceror hoots, "Patch, pick a question, A or B." Patch sagt, "alpha." Dinosorceror yoinks the card. "Alfalfa it is..." Patch sagt, "'read my mind." Dinosorceror clears his throat. "Teeny Tim the Triceratops was SOOOO teeny...!" Patch sagt, "How teeny?" Jenn chhrrrrz, "How teeny was he?" Dinosorceror hoots, "Teeny Tim the Triceratops was so teeny that the only sport in high school he could play was BLANK.\" Cox fires up thinking music, courtesy Derecho. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, panelist, write down your answers." SilverClaw thinks. Patch snorts. Karasaph growls Dinosorceror hoots, "Yeah, I know, these early questions are harder so the game lasts longer. ;)" Dinosorceror sees Blue's written down his answer. Ahastar wags his tail, curious Jenn chuckles to herself and scribbles on her card with magik marker. Blue scribbles, with his tongue hanging out. Karasaph just wrote something and handed it to Dinosorcerer not sure how much time he had. Blue waves the card. "I had to slot that somehwere I recall?" Dinosorceror hoots, "Yes, stick your card in your slot so your name lights up." Blue does. Jenn slids her card into her light, which lights up accordingly. Blue ooos as it goes *pling* and bright with his name, leaning over the front of his podium. Dinosorceror hoots, "Still waiting on SilverClaw and Crystal..." SilverClaw taps his claws, trying to think of the right name o.o SilverClaw drops his card in. Cox has some technical difficulties with the lights... Patch buzzes his lips exitedly. Jenn chhrrrrz, "Something going wrong around here? What a surprise." ( SILVERCLAW is ready! ) ( JENN is ready! ) Patch sagt, "Jenn making a smart quip but doing nothing to help? What a surprise." ( CRYSTAL is ready! ) ( DERECHO is ready! ) ( BLUE is ready! ) Jenn chhrrrrz, "Please. They don't play me to help." ( LYLYTH is ready! ) SilverClaw says, "You're getting paied?" Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, all panelists have responded." Dinosorceror hoots, "So now, Patch..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Teeny Tim the Triceratops was so teeny that the only sport in high school he could play was..." Patch sagt, "cheerleading!" The audience groans Dinosorceror hoots, "Cheerleading..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, I suppose you could be any size to be a cheerleader..." Dinosorceror hoots, "And these are the tough ones." Dinosorceror hoots, "So, SilverClaw...so tiny he could only play..." Karasaph shakes his head not beliving that Cheerleading is a sport SilverClaw folds his card into a little triangle, "Desktop Football." Blue says, "I dont think he'll get any match with that either." BZZT! Jenn laughs Blue says, "Oh, that's good." Patch sagt, "If NASCAR is a sport, then cheerleading is a sport too." Dinosorceror chuckles. "Desktop Football...that is a good one." Jenn chhrrrrz, "That was a good one, Silverclaw." Blue nodnods. Dinosorceror hoots, "So what did you have, hon?" Jenn turns her card around to show she drew a large dino toe with a little speck next to it. "Tick tack TOE." BZZT! Blue laughs! Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, more corny, for sure..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Get it?" Derecho boos! Jenn thbbts and disposes of her card. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, Crystal...please save us from the puns..." Crystal purrs, "Well, I thought since he was small, he could only be the golf ball in golf..." BZZT! SilverClaw says, "Oooch" Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, that would certainly be painful, yes..." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Hee hee!" Dinosorceror steps down to the lower panel. "Okay, windy boy, what did you have? So small he could only play..." Derecho utters, "Toothpick javelin throw." BZZT! Blue says, "Who's gonna macth those?" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Aw, that would be cute!" Dinosorceror laughs. "That's pretty good! And these are tough, Blue!" Patch shakes his head at the panel. Dinosorceror hoots, "So what did YOU have, Bloo?" Blue says, "Well I later thought Dodgeball would have been a really great reply." Namuy goes home. Namuy has left. Patch sagt, "Oohh, man." Blue says, "But I chose, as I found the idea fun, Limbo." The audience laughs but there's a BZZT! anyway. SilverClaw says, "heheh" Jenn snickers Blue mimicks some. :) Dinosorceror chuckles. "Wow, I didn't really think of a definitive answer, but that's gotta be the best so far." Dinosorceror hoots, "And finally, the sultry Lylyth. Do you have any hope for our contestant?" Patch bigeyeses Lylyth. Lylyth rumbles softly, "Not likely, but at my current size, I said maybe as the Ball. Roll him up & you got a good handball game." BZZT! Blue blinks. Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, look at that, we had two matches on the panel...that's pretty good for a first question!" Dinosorceror hoots, "But no points yet for Patch." Dinosorceror hoots, "At this rate, we'll make it to the third round for sure. ;)" Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, we'll be back and see if Karasaph can match the panel, after these messages!" Buy Dinosorceror Freezes or weesaurs go slipperless. Cox points to Dino as the music fades back out. Blue jumps down and almost spills most. Dinosorceror hoots, "Welcome back, folks! Well, we've got no points for green circle so far, but let's see if we can get the red triangle something this round." Dinosorceror picks up the B card from the 1 panel. "Okay, new question, everyone plays. Dinosorceror hoots, "All panelists, that is." Karasaph smiles letting everybody see his jaws Blue has jaws too. Dinosorceror hoots, "Did you know that Draco from Dragonheart got married?" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Oh really?" Lylyth rumbles softly, "bet he's sorry" Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, he did, believe it or not. I was at the wedding, and it had some strange sights. I saw a tyrannosaur BLANK the bride." Cox fires up the thinking music. Jenn chhrrrrz, "Oh dear..." SilverClaw blinkblinks Jenn shakes her head and thinks Blue ponders. Nah... Patch sagt, "Ah, this is too easy." Karasaph stops smiling and scratches his forehead Dinosorceror reads the full card again. "Did you know Draco from Dragonheart got married? I was at the wedding, and it had some strange sights. I saw a tyrannosaur BLANK the bride." ( BLUE is ready! ) Derecho looks thoughtful. ( JENN is ready! ) Blue writes, after almost ganwing through his pen, and slots. Jenn slids her card into her light. Ding! Karasaph writes a few almost unreadable letters ( LYLYTH is ready! ) ( SILVERCLAW is ready! ) Derecho, ding! ( DERECHO is ready! ) ( CRYSTAL is ready! ) Karasaph looks around iritated, not sure if he did everything right, but then breathes in deeply and relaxes Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, then...looks like everything's ready." Dinosorceror hoots, "Except that somebody gave Karasaph one of their blue cards to write the answer down on." Dinosorceror hoots, "I'm looking at YOU, Blue!" Blue mrfs? Karasaph grins pretending and chuckles Dinosorceror hoots, "See, Karasaph, now I could completely ignore talking to you and just take your card. Is that what you really want? :)" Blue checks his cards. Patch eyerolls. Dinosorceror hoots, "I think the audience would much rather just hear your response now, out loud, don't you?" Dinosorceror hoots, "So what did you think I saw, Karasaph? The tyrannosaur..." Karasaph feels adrenalin rushing through his body and shakes speaking, "well- aehhh- aehm- I... I think--- kiss!" The audience cheers! SilverClaw looks about shifty eyed. Dinosorceror hoots, "...kiss...the bride. Well, not the most hilarious answer, but I'd wager we got some matches there somewhere." Karasaph blushes getting even more red than he already is Dinosorceror hoots, "So what are you looking so shifty for there, Silverclaw?" Dinosorceror hoots, "Hmmmmmm?" Patch sagt, "Pandimensional studio." Blue says, "Pan a vision." Dinosorceror reads the card again. "Did you hear that Draco from Dragonheart got married? I was at the wedding, and it had some strange sights. I saw a tyrannosaur BLANK the bride." SilverClaw picks up his card, "Well, I THOUGHT I knew my audience, assuming they would want to see" he lifts up his card, "The TRex -making love to- the bride" BZZT! Jenn feigns mortification. "My word!" Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, that would be stranger than just a kiss, for sure, but no match there." Dinosorceror hoots, "So, incandescent light of my life, what did you have?" Karasaph churrrs Jenn lightly waps SC witha card SilverClaw oofs Lylyth hehehes Jenn turns her card around to show she's drawn a trex with exaggerated smoochy lips. "I said KISS." DING DING DING! Dinosorceror hoots, "Hey, our first match!" Ahastar applauds! *clapclapclap* Karasaph lifts his head up in cheer and hits the roof Red triangle at 1, Green circle at 0 Jenn grins and throws her card like a frisbee at the lower panel. Blue a plauds. Blue gets hit by a card then. Jenn chitters. :D Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, Crystal, are you gonna make Karasaph even happier, then?" Crystal purrs, "I'm afraid not, Dino...I think I was thinking more along the lines of SilverClaw dear there, and I said MOLEST." Patch oooos. BZZT! Dinosorceror hoots, "Dirty minds, dirty minds..." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Such naughty panelists..." Blue says, "Gotta love them." Dinosorceror walks down to the lower panel and reaches Derecho. "Okay, Derecho, in your mind's dirty eye, what did you see that T. rex do? Derecho utters, "Weeeeell, celebrity life being what it is, and t-rexes being the sly, opportunistic creatures that they are..." Dinosorceror mmm hmmms... Derecho utters, "I saw that t-rex selling a prenuptual agreement to the bride. What a forward thinker!" Awha? Dinosorceror listens to the BZZT!, but says, "Well, now, no match there, but a very clever answer!" Jenn laughs Derecho snaps his clawed fingers. Blue says, "What is that?" Dinosorceror hoots, "See that, and you thought you all had dirty minds, Derecho there was using his OTHER brain!" Jenn puts head down on desk *thunk* and giggles. Derecho taps at the side of his head. "Never in the Off position." Dinosorceror hoots, "A pre-nup is a legal contract that poor women foist on rich men so they can divorce them and take all their money." Blue says, "I... see." Dinosorceror hoots, "It's a tradition in America." Blue says, "Ha ha." SilverClaw says, "Would she get half of Draco's heart?" Blue dies. Dinosorceror laughs. Jenn giggles more Dinosorceror hoots, "You can't die yet, Bloo, you gotta give your answer." Dinosorceror tries to grab Blue's card. Blue meeps! Blue says, "Well, I was close to go with the irony of that and say 'Eat'. It would even explain why nobody got to know he got married. :)" Dinosorceror chuckles. "Yes..." Blue says, "So I wrote... I forgot. You have the card Dino." Patch groans. Dinosorceror holds up the card to the TV camera and it reads "Slurp" with all kinds of little wet droplets around it. Blue says, "Ah, yes. Slurp. I thought that was nicer than eat." Dinosorceror looks over to the judges. "Is Slurp close enough?" BZZT! Jenn chhrrrrz, "A slurp is a type of kiss." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Aw!" Blue says, "I wonder what Diablo would have said." Derecho awwws. Dinosorceror hoots, "Nope, the judges say that a slurp is different enough from a kiss." Blue shrugs. Patch sagt, "It wasn't a wet kiss." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Who are these nebulous judges?" Karasaph growls angrily Blue says, "I'm sure to rexes it would be close enough. ;)" Blue says, "But he got one already." Patch sagt, "It all depends on how big the bride is..." Lylyth rumbles softly, "les juges sont franais et aveugles !" Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, that leaves it up to you, Lylyth dea, to give Karasaph another point to strengthen his lead..." Lylyth hmmmms Karasaph says, "Guys. In this question we are talking about a dragons bride!" Dinosorceror notes that Ahastar is in the audience so can only watch. Dinosorceror reads the card again. "Did you hear that Draco from Dragonheart got married? I was at the wedding, and it had some strange sights. I saw a tyrannosaur BLANK the bride." Blue sticks his tongue out at Ahastar playfully. But offers some of the honey roasted peanuts they have here at the panel. Ahastar ahas! Lylyth rumbles softly, "I said grrrrrr-EAT (greet) because didn't the bride tell him to 'trEAT ME right?'" Dinosorceror ows at the pun as the BZZT! sounds. Jenn groans. Lylyth rumbles softly, "hey, like I could resist THAT one." Blue says, "The pun is mightier than the sword." Karasaph laughs amused Dinosorceror chuckles. "Well, at the end of that round, it's Karasaph leading Patch one to nothing." Karasaph nuzzles Patch Dinosorceror walks back over to the cards and presses a button to expose the 2 panel with A and B. Patch glares back at Kara. Dinosorceror hoots, "Now as the leader, Karasaph, you get to pick the next question first. A or B?" Karasaph wihrls his paw around and then points at, "I will take B. Like... BIG!" SilverClaw says, "good answer }:->" Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, B it is. On this question, all panelists but Jenn play, since you already matched Jenn." Jenn will spend her time peeking at other panelists' cards as they write them. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, I can already see I'll get groans from this one, so I'll just read it all out." Dinosorceror hoots, "Godzilla's wife won't let him go to New York anymore. Last time he came back, she looked through his suitcase and found the Statue of Liberty's BLANK." Jenn chitters! Patch woos. Lylyth hehehes Blue blinks. Dinosorceror hoots, "So Karasaph, keep your answer to yourself until I ask for it." Jenn leans forward to try and see what Blue's writing. Karasaph nods and thinks about Godzilla ( SILVERCLAW is ready! ) Blue scribbles. ( CRYSTAL is ready! ) Blue slots. ( BLUE is ready! ) ( LYLYTH is ready! ) Derecho headscratches. Derecho, ding. ( DERECHO is ready! ) Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, Karasaph...all the panelists have responded. And yes, I know you wrote down an answer on a card already, because Blue keeps giving them to you... ;)" Dinosorceror hoots, "But I'm gonna tear up the card and I want to hear your answer..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Godzilla's wife won't let him go to New York anymore. Last time he came back, she looked through his suitcase and found the Statue of Liberty's BLANK." Karasaph says, "Pardon?" Dinosorceror hoots, "I need your ansser, Karasaph." Karasaph says, "Oh yes. Sure. It's abuse!" The audience groans Dinosorceror hoots, "Abuse..." SilverClaw scratches his head. Lylyth gives SC the evil eye Dinosorceror hoots, "She looked through his suitcase and found the Statue of Liberty's...abuse?" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Eh?" Dinosorceror hoots, "I think I understand..." Karasaph says, "Well. I mean abused" Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, abused? Like she opened up the suitcase, and found the Statue of Liberty, all abused." Dinosorceror hoots, "I get it." Jenn chhrrrrz, "ohhhh" Patch smiles. Lylyth eeewwwwws Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, that's actually a pretty clever answer, but let's see if it has any matches." Dinosorceror walks over to SilverClaw. "What did you have, big guy?" Blue says, "Too bad I guess none of us was that smart. :)" Karasaph looks with big eyes waiting for his answer. SilverClaw hmms, "Well, I was thinking her torch at first, but then I thought the Big G's misses would probably like that, but there would be a whole lot of trouble if she opened up his things and found a pair of -copper panties-" Patch demands royalties from Kara for bigeyesing the panel. BZZT! Jenn giggles. Dinosorceror hoots, "Copper panties? Boy, I bet they bind." SilverClaw says, "What do you wear with a copper toga?" Lylyth rumbles softly, "toga! Toga! Toga!" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Those would be some shiny knickers." Karasaph layes his head on his crossed frontpaws waiting for the answers as he slowly understands the sturcture of the text of the question Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, since the evil Jenn was already matched, we go over to the shiny Crystal. What did you have, dear?" Crystal purrs, "Well, dear, that's funny...I was gonna say panties like SilverClaw, but then I thought that Godzilla went the other way, so I said her torch." BZZT! Dinosorceror covers his eyes. Jenn dies! "Went the other way...." Dinosorceror hoots, "I think we really will be playing Press Your Luck next year." Dinosorceror walks down to Derecho. "Okay, Derecho, save us from his den of debauchery." Dinosorceror hoots, "I mean, this." Lylyth rumbles softly, "tits?!" Cox misses the bleep button by 2 seconds. Derecho utters, "Since they've overhauled the old girl, I though he might bring home her old flame -- AKA her torch." BZZT! Patch oh-nos! Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, another inter-panel match there, but nothing more for Karasaph so far..." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Her old flame...? Maybe Godzilla really does go the other way..." Dinosorceror gets on his hands and knees and crawls before Blue's panel. "So lemme get down to Blue's level here, and ask him..." Patch chuckles. Lylyth reaches through time & quietly erases her last Faux pau Blue says, "Hardy har har all-time-speck." Patch ooos. Dinosorceror hoots, "Godzilla's wife won't let him go to New York anymore. Last time he came back, she looked through his suitcase and found the Statue of Liberty's BLANK." Derecho utters, "I was going for a pun, there!" Blue says, "Well since I found every possible answer just as dumb as any other, given that everyone but me is a pawslut here I went down to your level, and chose sandals." BZZT! Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, we're going to my level?" Dinosorceror lays on his belly on the floor. SilverClaw says, "heh, I thought about sandals, too ;)" Jenn chhrrrrz, "go down to each other's level any more and you guys will be emerging in China."" Dinosorceror muffles into the studio carpet, "Okay, Lylyf, whaf your anfur?" Jenn chhrrrrz, "ew, dear! Do you know how old that carpet is?" Lylyth rumbles softly, "Torch. He's just waiting on Zeta creations to hurry up & make the torch toy. " BZZT! Dinosorceror gets up and spits out dust. "I know, that was nasty." Dinosorceror hoots, "But no more matches for Karasaph that round..." Patch sagt, "Why didn't everyone go for the book?" Karasaph snarls, "And I understood she found she found the whole statue of liberty in a certain way!" Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, there's people on past shows who have done the same thing, Karasaph, so don't feel so bad." Blue says, "Which was the most obvious thing he'd take along, if you ask me." Dinosorceror hoots, "You were just too clever for the panel. ;)" Karasaph shakes his head and sits up normaly again Jenn chhrrrrz, "Torches are chaped better than books." Dinosorceror dusts himself off and takes the A card. "Okay, your're up now, Green Circle Patch Winter, so here's your question. All panelists play, and you're down by one." Jenn chhrrrrz, "I mean shaped." Jenn pays attention. Patch sagt, "I would've asked whether it was the sleek and secksy (and arguably wussy) American-style godzilla, or the classic godzilla." Dinosorceror hoots, "I think a certain writer was looking to get even with Blue." Dinosorceror hoots, "Here's the question..." Dinosorceror hoots, "When Blue is done in the bathroom, he gets so dirty, instead of soap he has to use BLANK." Blue states, "Torch burns book." Blue facepaws. Lylyth rumbles softly, "book lights room ablaze" Patch hmms. Blue says, "Dino Dino Dino... you are SO gonna get it for this.." Jenn nibbles on the end of her sharpie as she thinks. Karasaph bursts out in laughter, "This question is funny. Nothing about you Blue!" Lylyth thinks quick to be witty Dinosorceror hoots, "I have hosting invulnerability." ( SILVERCLAW is ready! ) Patashu clanks, "These are awfully hard questions." Blue says, " ... Once you are a speck again." Dinosorceror hoots, "Wow, SC came up with one quick." Patch headshakes. "This one's a snap, Patashu." Blue writes down. ( BLUE is ready! ) Jenn slides her card into her slot. ( JENN is ready! ) Derecho ummmms... Derecho, ding! ( DERECHO is ready! ) ( CRYSTAL is ready! ) ( LYLYTH is ready! ) Patch yays. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay then...looks like the panel is ready." Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay Patch..." Dinosorceror hoots, "When Blue is done in the bathroom, he gets so dirty, instead of soap he has to use..." Patch sagt, "Easy -- 'urine.'" The audience...hwahs? Jenn ews! Blue blinks. Dinosorceror winces. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, there..." SilverClaw pokes Dino for this awful round ;) Blue says, "Well the acid in it does make a good cleaning aging for skin." Dinosorceror hoots, "Looks like we're below my level and into the sub-basement now..." Derecho hides under his cloak. Blue says, "Purely... ojectively." Patch sagt, "We all know that Blue is 'messy.'" Dinosorceror hoots, "I certainly hope we get some more family-friendly answers here, for the rating's sake." Blue says, "Is not." Dinosorceror hoots, "So, SilverClaw...what did you have?" Blue throws a card at Patch. Karasaph nods to Patch's statement SilverClaw says, "Well, sometimes when you just need to get something OFF.. nothing beats a -blow torch-" Dinosorceror hears the BZZT! and quickly says, "Now see there?" Patch huhs? Dinosorceror hoots, "He got so dirty that he needed a blow torch." Jenn laughs Patch wtfs. Dinosorceror hoots, "Now there's a nice PG-13 answer." Dinosorceror hoots, "Which we won't get from Jenn, I'm sure." Blue wonders if someone wrote sex. SilverClaw writes lots of sex. Jenn grins and holds up her card "Torches are fun! And blowing torches are even better! I said blow torch." BZZT! Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, yet another panel match, but nothing for poor Patch here..." Karasaph shakes his head, "what is a blow torch?" Dinosorceror hoots, "What did you have, Crystal?" Crystal purrs, "I think if he gets really dirty, he'll have to use Comet. Either the cleanser, or the celestial object." Dinosorceror laughs as the buzzer BZZT!'s. Patch sagt, "Blowtorch = schneidbrenner." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Oh, that's a great answer!" Dinosorceror hoots, "I wonder if there's a cleaning product called Crystal." Derecho emerges from under his cloak. Blue says, "Derecho. Save me." Crystal purrs, "Only to clean out your mouth, weesaur." Dinosorceror skips over to Derecho. Patch ooos. Jenn chhrrrrz, "There" Dinosorceror hoots, "When Blue is done in the bathroom, he gets so dirty, instead of soap he has to use..." Derecho utters, "Fire -- I've heard that he's a 'blue flamer'." Jenn chhrrrrz, "There's Cyrstal White Octogon, which is a dish soap." BZZT! Dinosorceror covers his eyes. Patch sagt, "I think we're still stuck on the statue of liberty question here." Dinosorceror hoots, "And now..." Jenn hee hee's! Dinosorceror hoots, "...I really hate to see what Blue's put." Patch sagt, "If his answer matches mine..." Blue says, "We meet again." Lylyth doesn't want to know Dinosorceror squints at Blue and sticks his mike up a Blue nostril. SilverClaw pokes his nose under Derecho's cloak, too. Dinosorceror hoots, "So there, Bloo..." Niteshade nods and pads out of the way. Blue flips his sign around. It says " Y o u r t o n g u e ". Patch ooos. BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT! Jenn laughs! Dinosorceror takes Blue's card and rips it up. Dinosorceror hoots, "And I'm sure you mean MY tongue." Blue grins. Dinosorceror hoots, "You plick." Blue says, "I bet you are." Patch sagt, "No one thought to look at Blue's wixxx for this question." Dinosorceror sticks his little mike nub in Blue's other nostril briefly. Blue snots on it. Dinosorceror ews! Dinosorceror gets a new mike. Jenn wonders if weesaur spittle would make a good product for LD5... SilverClaw says, "Beak it up you two" Blue -V- Blue \_/ Derecho ruffles SC's nose while it's there. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, I'm sure Lyl's already grossed out as much as possible..." Dinosorceror hoots, "So what did you have, Lyl?" Lylyth rumbles softly, "sand" BZZT! SilverClaw says, "Like Sand blast?" Dinosorceror hoots, "That'd almost be a match for Crystal's answer." Jenn giggles SilverClaw chuckles. Dinosorceror hoots, "But, in all that...nastiness, no matches at all for poor Patch." Dinosorceror hoots, "So as we head into round three, the final round, we have Karasaph leading Patch one to nothing." Dinosorceror hoots, "And after we hose down the studio, we'll be back after these commercial messages!" Try 2000 Flushes, now in sparkling Blue! Dinosorceror jogs in as the music fades. "Well, we'll forget about that entire second round and get on with our lives." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Amen to that" Dinosorceror hoots, "I see by the podiums that Karasaph's in the lead, one to nothing, and we're at round three." Dinosorceror hoots, "Since he's still in lead, Karasaph gets to pick again...A or B." Karasaph makes it quick, "I take A. For the beginning. A the start of tha AAAAAlphabeth" Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, A it is!" Dinosorceror pulls the A card. "Everyone plays but Jenn on this one." Dinosorceror hoots, "As she already matched Karasaph." Jenn pouts. Dinosorceror hoots, "And she's naughty." Patch consoles Jenn. Jenn grins. Dinosorceror clears his throat. Blue likes Jenn. Dinosorceror hoots, "The macros who work for the LD5 Urban Renewal Division hate doing demolition work on glass buildings. They wind up with cuts all over their BLANK." SilverClaw c.c Blue says, "Now can it be any easier?" Blue says, "Oh, but there are many..." Dinosorceror hoots, "So remember, Karasaph...this is your question, but don't say your answer until I ask you. Don't even page me. :)" Blue hms and scribbles. Jenn wishes she could answer this one. ( SILVERCLAW is ready! ) Blue laughs! AHahahahaa! Blue writes. Derecho dings. ( DERECHO is ready! ) ( BLUE is ready! ) Patch sagt, "Wow. This is going quickly." ( CRYSTAL is ready! ) Dinosorceror sees if Lylyth is done sucking on her beer. Dinosorceror does a dance to the corny thinking music before Lyl's podium. Jenn throws money for Dino's dance. SilverClaw thinks she's goign to be away a little longer. Patch throws bills to counteract the money. Dinosorceror will just have to keep dancing, then, or lay mines. SilverClaw chuckles. Jenn chhrrrrz, "Mimegeddon!" Patch huhs? Dinosorceror hoots, "No, mine! MiNe!" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Okay fine. It's yours." ( LYLYTH is ready! ) Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, thank God, I'm about to collapse." Dinosorceror hoots, "And I'm out of mines." Dinosorceror hoots, "And mimes." Jenn chitters. Lylyth sets off the mines, one by one then. Patch sagt, "... must kill self." SilverClaw says, "For the kids at home, Dino plays too much City of Heroes." Dinosorceror dusts off again, and clears his throat, heading over to Karasaph's podium. Dinosorceror hoots, "Yeah, and it's Jenn's fault, and Blue's crazy, too." Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, Karasaph..." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Not my fault." Dinosorceror hoots, "The macros who work for the LD5 Urban Renewal Division hate doing demolition work on glass buildings. They wind up with cuts all over their..." Karasaph giggles, "I could think of, what everybody has in mind. But I hope it get's more PG rated." Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, you say what you think the panel will put." SilverClaw coughs Karasaph shakes his head thinking of it, "NO, no, no. I watch a little lower than what I'm thinking of" Karasaph says, "I say: FEET!"" Blue hears five buzzes for that. Three people in the audience cheer, the rest groan Dinosorceror hoots, "Hey, now! I like that answer!" Jenn chhrrrrz, "It's always feet..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Damn skippy." Karasaph purrs, "That's what I think of!" Dinosorceror trots over to SilverClaw. "So, SilverClaw...who has the biggest feets on the panel..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Did you make Karasaph happy?" SilverClaw says, "Well, I'm afraid not... perhaps some dragon happy though... even though he might have a little scratch on his -wang- c.c" BZZT!, but the audience cheers! Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, I'd wager that's gotta be the most popular dir-tee answer..." Jenn wangs SC with a card. ^_^ Dinosorceror hoots, "So were you dirty, Crystal dear?" Blue cheeers too! Karasaph licks around in the air as if he had a feet to knuckle to Blue says, "Suckle!" Crystal purrs, "I sure was, specky. I was censor-friendly and said 'Schlongies.'" BZZT! Jenn laughs! Dinosorceror laughs at various things. Lylyth rumbles softly, "fsu..........cle?" Karasaph says, "Can you explain that vocab to me?" Jenn chhrrrrz, "That's the best word ever." Dinosorceror rolls down to Derecho's spot. SilverClaw folds up a card and hands it to Karasaph Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, now..." Dinosorceror hoots, "So what did you have, Derecho?" Dinosorceror hoots, "The macros who work for the LD5 Urban Renewal Division hate doing demolition work on glass buildings. They wind up with cuts all over their..." Derecho utters, "You can tell I'm not from around here and I'm far too practical... I would end up with glass in my feet." DING DING DING DING! Dinosorceror hoots, "Hey, another match!" SilverClaw yays Blue explains. "Wang: Penis. Schlong: Penis. What did Derecho wrote... - Oh. Not penis." Karasaph cheeers, "Yeah. Always keep it low to the ground!" Jenn applauds Derecho bows his head. Red triangle (Karasaph) 2, Green circle (Patch) 0 Blue does too. Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, those are matches I can relate to." Blue says, "Penis, schlong, I thought I'd go not only low but also cheap." Dinosorceror hoots, "But I know Blue didn't put feet, he hates me." Dinosorceror hoots, "So what did you have?" Blue says, "I put sandals last time." Blue turns around his card. " Wrecking Balls ". BZZZZZZZZZZT BZZT BZZZZZT! SilverClaw snickers. Dinosorceror covers his eyes and curls up. Patch sagt, "'Nothing stands up to my balls!'" Jenn laughs! "ohhh, but that -was- clever!" Patch sagt, "I should've known." Blue thanks Jenn, beaming proudly. Dinosorceror hoots, "I think Blue, unfortunately, has the definitive answer there." Karasaph laughs as if he got the jackpot, "Damn good answer!" Dinosorceror gets up and sits beside Lylyth, who is pretending to sleep. Dinosorceror hoots, "Aw, she's so cute when she's pretendsleeping." Blue says, "Kudos go to RoughEdge though, he made the joke in his stomp animation, on the wall." Dinosorceror hoots, "So let's see what she wrote..." Dinosorceror holds up the card, and it reads FINGERS. BZZT! Patch does the mopsweatfrombrow gesture. SilverClaw says, "Hey now, my fingers are my feet!" Dinosorceror hoots, "Aw, too bad for Karasaph, but he still has a two-nothing lead over Patch now..." Dinosorceror chuckles at SC. Patch sighs. SilverClaw thinks we employ plenty of quads. Dinosorceror hoots, "So, Patch, Patch, Patch." Karasaph sakes his head. "I got fingers on my feet, too. You could call it like that, if you want to." Karasaph continues shaking his head Dinosorceror hoots, "It's the final question, and you have to match at least two answers here to stay in the game, otherwise Karasaph goes on to the super-match round." Dinosorceror hoots, "And you just leave with a lousy home game." Derecho utters, "And a pair of fuzzy slippers." Patch sagt, "Just tell me now what I didn't win. AIE AIE." SilverClaw says, "Dino included." Dinosorceror hoots, "That's enough Yankovic for today, kids." Patch sagt, "It's my only refuge." Jenn chhrrrrz, "There" Dinosorceror takes the B card. "Okay, to stay in the game, Patch, you have to match at least two of the panel on this question." Jenn chhrrrrz, "There's never enough Yankovic" Patch takes a deep breath. Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, look! The writers did one about me." Jenn chhrrrrz, "ohhhh" Dinosorceror hoots, "My childhood might explain how I turned out the way I am. When I was a wee baby, my parents didn't use baby powder on me, they used BLANK." Karasaph claps Patch sagt, "Oh my god." Jenn hee hee's and scribbles on a card. ( CRYSTAL is ready! ) ( SILVERCLAW is ready! ) Patch sagt, "This might just get me back in the game..." Karasaph says, "I have no idea!" SilverClaw dosn't know if Lylyth is back.. maybe we need a guest panalist? ( JENN is ready! ) Jenn dings! ( DERECHO is ready! ) Dinosorceror hoots, "If I need to, I'll ask the audience." ( BLUE is ready! ) Blue slots. Patch sends his brainwaves to the remaining panelists. Karasaph rubs his paws on the edge of the red triangle Blue hums the jeopardy tune. Dinosorceror does secret polling in Lyl's place. Jenn leans back and files her nails. Lylyth leans over & smishes Dino to china Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, good, you're awake again!" Patch laughs. Blue offers free hugs for everyone. Blue is cheap. Karasaph's size becomes 100 feet Dinosorceror hoots, "My childhood might explain how I turned out the way I am. When I was a wee baby, my parents didn't use baby powder on me, they used BLANK." Karasaph just changed the size to feet. It's still 30 meters Jenn takes a free hug ( LYLYTH is ready! ) Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, at long last..." The music fades. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, everyone's chimed in, and it's time for Patch to try to stay in the game. Karasaph leads 2-0, and this is the final match question." Dinosorceror hoots, "So, Patch..." Patch beats his head on his podium. Dinosorceror hoots, "My childhood might explain how I turned out the way I am. When I was a wee baby, my parents didn't use baby powder on me, they used..." Patch sagt, "Foot-powder." The audience cheers! Dinosorceror hoots, "Foot powder!" Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, I have to say, that's the answer I'd have chosen." Karasaph purrs and smiles at Patch Dinosorceror hoots, "So, SilverClaw...to keep Patch in the game, what did you have?" Patch shakes a fist at Kara. Karasaph shakes it politly SilverClaw hmmms, "Sadly, his answer was better the mine, I put that dino was always covered in 'kruft'" BZZT! Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, no!" Jenn giggles Dinosorceror hoots, "So the suspense continues...the tension..." Dinosorceror steps over in front of Jenn. "Honey, we're looking for foot powder. I think it's in the family planning aisle." Patch sagt, "Kruft IS just foot-lint, though! That almost counts." Jenn grins. "Kruft is good, but get too krufty and you need..." She shows her card. "Foot powder!" DING DING DING! Kreldon has arrived. >> Kreldon's size is 40'. Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, hey! Patch is finally on the board!" Patch sagt, "Thank the heavens for you, Jenn." Jenn chrrs merrily and flips her card at Blue again. Dinosorceror smacks Kreldon and yanks him on stage. "And because of THIS guy, I had to brew my own coffee, and work these ancient TV cameras, and Derecho had to get some music..." Karasaph awwwss, "Foot powder. Feet, feet and more than feet. I should have known that!" Jenn winks at Patch. Kreldon waves around and chugs coffee. Blue catches it playfully in his jaws. Dinosorceror shoves Kreldon back behind the camera where he belongs. Dinosorceror hoots, "Now, Crystal..." Dinosorceror hoots, "To keep Patch in the game, we're looking for..." Crystal purrs, "Well, that's easy, specky. They used athlete's foot powder!" DING DING DING! Patch cheers! Dinosorceror hoots, "Hey there!" Dinosorceror hoots, "So now Patch is still in the game, tying the score with Karasaph 2-2." Dinosorceror hoots, "And now he can actually win if he gets one more match." Dinosorceror strolls down to Derecho. Karasaph growls anoyed, "Well, well, well. I admit. You hit (it) (the right answer Patch)!" Dinosorceror hoots, "So, Derecho, no pressure, but...for the game..." Derecho bites his lip. Dinosorceror leans in really close. Derecho utters, "I *should* have known better who were speaking of." Patch headshakes. Dinosorceror holds the mic really close to Derecho's muzzlle. Derecho utters, "So what other white powder does kooky things to people?" Patch sagt, "AJAX!" Dinosorceror closes his eyes. Blue says, "Cocain?" Lylyth rumbles softly, "PCP" Dinosorceror shushes the audience. Jenn giggles atta Ajax Patch winks to Jenn. Karasaph shakes because of the tension Derecho utters, "Doo-doo-do-doot, cocaine o/~" BZZT! Blue laughs! Dinosorceror hoots, "Ugh, all that and still a tie!" Karasaph laughs aloud, "one match-- thooohhugh!" Blue says, "Now that would explain a lot though! :D" Dinosorceror hoots, "So now...oh, geez..." Dinosorceror hoots, "We have to rely on Blue." Dinosorceror hoots, "Blue." Karasaph grins at Blue Dinosorceror hoots, "Blue, for the game. Sigh." ACK! Lylyth oh deeeears Dinosorceror hoots, "So, Blue, this game depends on you." Karasaph gets totaly emotional Blue wrote "Kruft?" BZZZT! The audience hisses and boos. Dinosorceror collapses in front of Blue. Blue says, "Boo hiss yourself." Dinosorceror hoots, "So Blue has failed, once again." Dinosorceror hoots, "Now, the last chance is with Lylyth." Dinosorceror hoots, "Lylyth, you have the power to push this game to a tie-breaker, or to decide it right now." Karasaph makes a fist with his right paw Dinosorceror hoots, "So, my dear..." Dinosorceror hoots, "What did you have on your lil' blue card?" Patch checks his heartrate. Dinosorceror hoots, "My childhood might explain how I turned out the way I am. When I was a wee baby, my parents didn't use baby powder on me, they used..." Lylyth looks all startled! "Blue? what Blue card? Lylyth hmmmms Lylyth rumbles softly, "I put foot powder down :P, O stinky one." DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Dinosorceror hoots, "Hey, a final match!" Jenn woots Dinosorceror hoots, "Patch wins the match, 3-2!" DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Karasaph hisses and moves his head back Blue snorts. Patch sagt, "Woo!" The audience applauds! Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, Karasaph, I think you did really well, and you led the game all the way until the end." Karasaph smiles and politly shakes Patchs hand Patch ^^s Kara. Jenn gives Karasaph a bundt cake shaped like a castle as a parting gift. It's chocolate! Derecho utters, "And you didn't answer 'urine' to any questions." Derecho claps more! SilverClaw ooohs Patch sagt, "Hey, 'urine' was a good answer!" Dinosorceror hoots, "So, as we wish Karasaph a fond farewell and spin him off into the audience with the LD5 Match Game home edition, we'll pause for one more commercial break, and then Patch goes on to the Super-Match to win cash money!" Blue says, "No it wasnt." For a jittery coffee experience, go to Kreldon's Koffee Korner! Derecho returns to his seat! Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, and we're back." Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, now it's time for the Super-Match." Lylyth has disconnected. Blue says, "Panelist down!" Dinosorceror invites Patch up to stage. Karasaph grinds his paws into the ground exited Dinosorceror hoots, "We'll get by." Dinosorceror has Patch stand next to him, next to the Super-Match board. Patch looks to Dino like a good contestant should. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, Patch, as you can see, we have a match, and then four answers, $25, $50, $75 and $100. That can be exchanged for kruft, commissions from arr-teests of your choice, or Real(tm) money." Blue oos. Dinosorceror hoots, "So once I reveal the match, you get to ask three panelists for answers they think will fit, or you can offer one of your own." Patch bigeyeses. Dinosorceror hoots, "And the Super-Match is..." ( GODZILLA VS. ___________ ) Dinosorceror hoots, "I think we're going for movie names here." Dinosorceror hoots, "So, who do you want to pick first for an answer?" Patch sagt, "Hmms." Patch sagt, "Mothra." Dinosorceror hoots, "And if you pick Lylyth, you'll be waiting a long time." Patch sagt, "Oops." Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, I was looking for you to pick a panelist." Patch sagt, "Shit." Dinosorceror hoots, "But that's okay, you can change your answer at the end if you want." Patch sagt, "Let's go with Jenn. I think she knows one of the writers." Dinosorceror watches the camera zoom on Jenn. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, Jenn, what say you?" Derecho utters, "Mothra couldn't make it today. Last seen heading toward the sun." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Yeah, I sleep with him every night... ^_~" Jenn chhrrrrz, "Let's go with King Kong." Patch ooos. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay, King Kong." Dinosorceror hoots, "So pick two more panelists..." Patch sagt, "SC's a gimme." SilverClaw says, "Godzilla vs Bambi" Patch sagt, "I've seen that one." SilverClaw says, "A clasic ;)" Jenn chhrrrrz, "heh!" Blue is illiterate then. Dinosorceror hoots, "Indeed. So, you get one more pick..." SilverClaw says, "Classic" Patch sagt, "Well, Lyl and Blue are definate nos... so... Crystal, I guess?" Blue says, "as in uneducated" Crystal purrs, "Well, I was gonna say Mothra...but..." Crystal purrs, "I suppose...how about...Mechagodzilla?" Ramsis clap claps as thats not too bad. Dinosorceror hoots, "Okay..." Patch sagt, "What's next?" Dinosorceror hoots, "So we've got King Kong, Bambi, Mechagodzilla..." Dinosorceror hoots, "And you were thinking Mothra, so what's your final guess going to be?" Patch sagt, "Probably Mothra. It's /the/ classic. Do I only get to make my own guess, or can I swap out the panelists' guesses for my own?" Dinosorceror hoots, "You can only choose one answer, and it can be whatever you want." Dinosorceror holds the mic before Patch. The audience cheers out various answers Patch sagt, "Mothra FTW." Dinosorceror takes the mic back. "Mothra, it is then..." Dinosorceror hoots, "So, Mr. Behind-The-Board-Sign-Puller, can we see the twenty-five dollar answer?" DISCO LANDO Jenn laughs! Patch hmms. Jenn chhrrrrz, "Another classic" SilverClaw blinks. Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, yeah, I remember that! It was that Internet sensation from fifty million years ago." Patch sagt, "The Internet sure does get old fast." Dinosorceror hoots, "I think the writers should've put Bambi there." Dinosorceror hoots, "Anyway, what's the $50 response?" KING KONG Patch yays! Dinosorceror hoots, "Oh, and there's Jenn's answer..." Jenn chhrrrrz, "Hee!" Dinosorceror hoots, "Two more to go..." Dinosorceror hoots, "Can we see the seventy-five dollar answer, please...?" MOTHRA DING DING DING! Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, there you go, we have a winner!" Patch sagt, "No doubt!" Dinosorceror hoots, "So what was the number one answer, for the $100?" MECHAGODZILLA SilverClaw says, "Nice Crystal" Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, look at that! Who would've guessed that Crystal's answer would be the top one. ;)" Blue blinks. Patch airhugs Crystal. Cox fires up the end theme music. Karasaph congratulates Patch Jenn chhrrrrz, "gratz, Patch!" Blue says, "Wow." Patch does the robot to the theme music. Blue says, "Congratulations." Blue coughs. Dinosorceror hoots, "Well, that's all the time we have for Match Game LD5 2007 X-Mass Edition, I'm the Dinosorceror saying to help control the weesaur population, have your sandals and slippers used regularly. G'night, everyone!" Karasaph waves good night Dinosorceror collapses as the cameras turn off. Kreldon rushes out on stage and gives Dino CPR. Blue pounces Dinosorceror! ------------------------------------------------------------ Logging Stopped: 12-30-2007 2:03:46 PM ************************************************************