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Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.

If you're still here, click the links to see the good parts.

http://blip.tv/file/1162965
http://blip.tv/file/1162973
http://blip.tv/file/1168647
http://blip.tv/file/1168668

For simply humorous clips, there are these:

http://blip.tv/file/1168681 (I swear I cannot stop laughing at this.)
http://blip.tv/file/1168692 (Fun fact: Pterodactyls HATE bad jokes. In that, we are the same.)

You should be able to donwnload AVI files from there too if you want to keep them. It should be down in a box called "Files and Links" and here's what the links should be for those.

http://blip.tv/file/get/Selendro-100MBCStomp1206.avi
http://blip.tv/file/get/Selendro-100MBCStomp2380.avi
http://blip.tv/file/get/Selendro-100MBCStomp3503.avi
http://blip.tv/file/get/Selendro-100MBCStomp4529.avi

Holy CRAP that looks like a bad movie, which is what Sci-Fi Channel is good at. But at least the stomps were squishy!

Wow, is it a satire on the movie genre? You're not telling the actors are REALLY that bad, are you? *is afraid to watch Anonymous Rex now*
Well I guess at least you got casual clumpy dino foot end up on some of them, so you pawlovers can enjoy.

Anonymous Rex was actually a pilot to a TV series that never happened, and therefore is not entirely subject to the Sci-Fi Channel curse, which mainly applies to movies. TV series and miniseries can often be decent.

Sci/fi channel makes one of the worst movies. That one guy ran from the tunnel and a shot showed him staring at nothing. Next scene was a dinosaur mashing. Bad acting and poor CGI compared to the average.

I added a couple more clips:

http://blip.tv/file/1168647
http://blip.tv/file/1168668 (This one seems to make me think of Diablo)

And some clips that are just for laughs:

http://blip.tv/file/1168681 (This one seriously deserves frame by frame analysis.)
http://blip.tv/file/1168692

They actually made pretty workable puppets for the dinosaurs in this movie. I saw them in the behind the scenes footage. It baffles me why there weren't more than like two shots in the whole movie that used them.



Yeah.

Wow, Sci-Fi Channel can go from Battlestar Galactica to this? I like the one where the supersonic raptor snatches the lieutenant best!


I definitely would have stepped on him, he was doing silly expressions

Wow. Of course the effort makes me wave my tail spade in an approving manner, but... DAYUMN... this movie sucks harder than a 5 dollar whore.

"It isn't enough that a movie be campy and mediocre. It must show incomparably flawed craftsmanship in every detail. It must be so stupefyingly artless that it IS ART, albeit of the most accidental kind."
- Jeff Sconce on the Cult of "Bad" cinema, quoted in Henry Jenkins' Textual Poachers

Yeah, the stomp scenes so straight through unrealistic into the Twilight Zone. It's like the rex is stomping through thin air... but it moves so fast it doesn't hit you until later that there should have been some resistance.

But I loved the way that one guy's whole body was shaking as he yelled "Lieutenaaaaaant!"

I actually liked the anonemous rex i did seeing that i watched it on normal tv not the sci-fi channel it was the first time i have seen a movie with dino's in besides godzilla (witch has the best feet views). but hey who cares what an aussie thinks lol.

But Aussies got lotsa paws.

well thats true

Oh, and I wanted so badly for that idiot blond guy to get killed in one of these scenes, just so I wouldn't have to look at his annoyingly wide-opened eyes.

Let me guess — he's the hero, right?

Honestly I'm not sure the movie is totally focused enough for that title to be anyone's.

He doesn't die, though.