I originally posted this on the Kaiju Combat forums, but figured it'd be appropriate to transplant it to here.
So a giant stompy monster has been attacking your city/town and despite your best efforts to escape, it just seems to keep coming your way. Exhausted, you've finally run out of places to run or hide and the beast is bearing down on you. Just before the looming giant paw/scaly foot/slimy tentacle/other appropriate appendage smushes you, you manage a few famous (and possibly amusing) last words.
I'm not very good under pressure (especially not a few hundred tons worth) so I'd probably only manage a George Takei style "Oh my!".
What are your famous last words?