Legacy LD5

*ahem, ahem*

Should around your dictionary -
Terms like "boi", "shy", "fat" hit home -
Please expect my role-play-parry -
Only sadists here may roam.

Slutty, sweaty, silly, cuddly -
All don't quite cut it for me -
Don't expect to see me studly -
My cock's for mauling, and to pee.

Literacy, grammar, passion -
around here golden rules for fun -
Should you be a cute sub blushin'-
See me revolt, watch me run.

Human, Orc, Dwarf, Sissy, Bimbo -
Foxes, Nekos, Musk and More -
I don't care for human lingo -
Thick breasts wobbling? There's the door!

Pregnancy and breeding angle -
Lactation and vanilla sex -
Give me a rope and let me dangle -
Surefire way for raptor's vex!

Ten years' play I had to spare -
Filled whole novels worth of text -
Two-line-posting I won't bear -
But will likely shout for: NEXT!

You mean... there are people out there who don't know what you're into? Perish the thought!

I entered this thread thinking you were jaded because people were running out of words to describe getting stepped on.

You've actually given me a fun idea.

Well, from my personal opinion, the "what do you like"-list of yours is not as important as the "what do you not like"-list! Because even a chubby elf girl wanting you inside her so she can create more elven offspring can still be interested in sadistic play.

I still havn't fully managed to forget that one.

In rather familiar places like LD5 it is not a problem, but in huge RPing boards, where most people only spend a few seconds to quickly gaze over your character profile, a good NO!-list helps with filtering frustration out on both ends.

Raptor's Vex is a great name for a location somewhere. Not a town, but a geographical landmark of some sort.

Maybe a massive jungle with only plants and absolutely no animals?

Ah I've learned more than 15 English words I've never seen before through this aricle!
I know how to *play* with the raptor.

agree in 200%.... that is what i call a god damn good vocab... :up

It certainly takes a raptor serious about roleplaying to compose a poem about how not to do it!

I see ONE clue as to your Germanic nativity: "passion" and "blushin'" - but to be fair, that's the kind of rhyme that people throw into poems all the time. I'll admit, I was specifically looking for 'a' / 'u' rhymes.

You are quite amazing at language and literature, my friend.

Maybe Raptorvexer Shoes? They make a fine like of slippers for raptors, but they've never sold one pair.

*applauds raptor poetry and standards, albeit quite belated.*

That was great I loved it! Have you been doing poetry for a long time?