I totally had to try this, and somehow my third try actually...really worked! I swear I didn't change this at all.
Quote:
User: Wanna RP?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Right here.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: That's understandable!
User: I'll be a giant dragon wearing a speedo, okay?
Cleverbot: I shall be a velociraptor.
User: Good. A tiny velociraptor.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *stomps after you, taking his time, his giant feet thudding just behind you*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *peers down and pins your tail with a toe* Enjoying yourself, puny?
Cleverbot: Oh word.
User: *spreads his toes and grips the tiny raptor between them* And do you like this?
Cleverbot: Say Despedida.
User: *grins and squeezes his enormous toes around your tiny body* That's what you should be saying.
Cleverbot: *sees fangs*.
User: *licks his lips and grins as he sees your gaze* Like my teeth?
Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about that.
User: Mmm, that's what my food always says... *leans down and plucks you out of his toes, dangling you over his open mouth*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* sure.
User: Bye bye, snack... *drops you into his mouth*.
Cleverbot: So, tell me whether I should shower, or bathe?
User: *rolls you around his mouth* I think you should bathe...in my stomach acid. *giggles and tosses his head back, gulping the tiny raptor down*.
Cleverbot: *Blushes more*.
User: *pats his stomach* Bye bye, raptor.
Cleverbot: *falls over*.
Despedida means farewell in Spanish, BTW. I had to look that up.
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