Legacy LD5

I WRITE YOU PORN FOR FIVE DOLLARS

Is my name ridiculous? I was trying to cut to the heart of the matter.
So this is just an experiment. I'm just testing the waters a bit.

What interest is there in $5 story commissions? 1000-3000 words.

Example (it would be over twice as long, though probably):
A 'Little' Scene

I can be pretty efficient with short material, I think? Nice and cheap.
Oh yeah and blah blah I need money, whine, moan.

Anyone want to try it? PayPal is cool. You can PM me about it, or just post if you want.

Things to consider:
The overall idea of the story.
Who's in it? If I'm just going to make up some, what species would you like, gender, etc.
Specific fetish highlights. What to hit on, what to avoid. Sex, feet, blood, whatever.

Examples:
A giant blue male dragon named Selendro arrives at an airport and uses a plane as a sex toy.
Spooge flooding and crushing of tiny fragile things are points to hit on. No talking about feet!
or
A small green parasaur is lost and alone in a slipper. He cries out for help, but nobody hears him. A huge blue foot appears in the sky above. Oh noes.
Lots of feet and helplessness. They do not have sex.

It can be that simple (I do not know who these examples come from ), or it can be more complicated. As long as it's not too complicated, since it is a short story. I will probably do longer stories, but for now I'm just trying this out.

The Progress So Far:
1. Done!
2. Planning
3. Waiting
4. Waiting

Thanks for reading!

Five bucks sounds like a bargain t'me!

Thanks! Coming from a cheapass like you, that means a lot!

Feel free to tell me if you think it's a stupid idea too. That's why I'm posting here. I want to know what people are looking for.

I also claim knowledge of many different kinds of material, so if you are thinking "I will not bother asking because surely he does not want to do THAT" please stop thinking that.

I'm not a cheap-ass! Well, I do live in a slipper. The rent is pretty low.

Anyway, it's not a stupid idea. I want PORN!

5 dollars... *exhales* not in my bugget. Thats my water money