Blue's True Identity

Dinosorceror · Posts: 2661 Species: Weesaur Location: Ankh Ridge, Alyeska

Now, those who don't have to hear Blue's whining, either in person at Khans(tm) or on Faibanx MUCK(tm), may not know that he's been going through an identity crisis, of sorts.

Who am I?

Where did I come from?

Why am I not unique?

If I'm drawn a thousand feet tall and naked, who will know it's me?

Now, since he ignored the Adidas-style 80's racing stripe I suggested he add to his genetic infrastructure, I'm going to show you all the real Blue. Blue...the Paylessosaurus!

That's right. When he first came over from Raptorland, Blue was the spokesdino for Payless Drug Stores, a Walgreens-like chain of small stores, of which Jenn actually worked at (strange raptor connection?). True to his Raptorlandian heritage, he pledged low prices and strict stocking and inventory policies, and came up with the internal corporate motto, SHRINK HURTS EVERYONE.

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Look at him. Just look at him. Don't you feel more efficient already?

Ahastar · **Posted:** Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:38 am

There is a lot of "lol" in this. I am not precisely sure where it starts and where it ends, but... there is for sure a lot of "lol". 8-)

Sprotchymon · Posts: 544 Location: Wherever there be feetzorz

Good golly! I feel so motivated now. Suddenly I have a future in middle management!

Dragonstomp · Posts: 29 Species: Red Striped Black Dragon

That logo reminds me of a certain other dinosaur.

Selendro · Posts: 343 Species: Anthro Dragon Location: Minnesota

It reminds me of my stuffed dinosaur! Without cool 80s shades. And not green.

Yeah my desk is pretty awesome right now.

Dinosorceror · Posts: 2661 Species: Weesaur Location: Ankh Ridge, Alyeska

Pretty sure that's the one dragonstomp is referring to...Denver, The Last (80's) Dinosaur. Wow, was that show gay.

Selendro · Posts: 343 Species: Anthro Dragon Location: Minnesota

Dinosorceror wrote:

Pretty sure that's the one dragonstomp is referring to...Denver, The Last (80's) Dinosaur. Wow, was that show gay.

Shut your wee hole.

Tombfyre · Posts: 552 Species: Blubber Dragon Location: Canada

HA. This definitely helped to make my night. :3

Dinosorceror · Posts: 2661 Species: Weesaur Location: Ankh Ridge, Alyeska

And Denver wasn't just gay. He was 80's gay. Pink flying V guitar playing gay. Holy CRAP he w-- :ninastomp:

Blue · Posts: 1277 Species: anthro raptor Location: Raptorland

Even the name was gay.
But it was a Dino and a even a not too shabby one, and at that time you had to take what you can get.

And the 80's stripe on me is in the making. Don't you know over there that good things take time?
In the meantime, I counter your with this.

Rawr.

Dinosorceror · Posts: 2661 Species: Weesaur Location: Ankh Ridge, Alyeska

But...who is that? He's such a non-descript dino. Is he even a raptor? I mean, loo-- :claw:

Diablo · Posts: 861 Species: Tyrannosaurus

That's definitely a Blue muzzle!

Credit to the artist for that one 8-)

Ahastar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:05 am

Echs-Pecs! :lol:

Dragonstomp · Posts: 29 Species: Red Striped Black Dragon

Dinosorceror wrote:

And Denver wasn't just gay. He was 80's gay. Pink flying V guitar playing gay. Holy CRAP he w-- :ninastomp:

Yeah but that's the 80's for you. Though at least it wasn't as bad as LBT. (And it's sequels.)

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