Legacy LD5

Oh yeah, there's this.




I couldn't help but laugh at this dialogue

Oh you weird guys.

But wait... there's more!



Then of course there's Bowser's lines from Super Paper Mario:
"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"
"Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"
"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."

Roughly half of the other stuff he says is pure comedy gold as well.

But...isn't there even _more?_ Where's the pics of the claws over the wee RPG folk so they can sniff?

Well... it's unfortunately a trap. Just as if you accept the offer of a bunch of coins or a powerful accessory, Mario slowly walks over... then gets smacked with fire breath for 5 damage. (For an RPG they use really small numbers, so this is actually quite strong) Even if you resist everything, Hooktail follows that up by eating the audience to recover HP, and the battle rages on.

I remember when I was younger and playing the first Paper Mario on Nintendo 64 that I thought the numbers were ridiculous small, but I eventually realized that it made for a somewhat tighter system with little random chance. Every number counts!

But that's sort of off topic. Yeah, I'll admit I accepted the offer, hoping I'd get stomped on or something. I'm pretty sure I still have a save file at that boss battle because it was awesome.

Maybe just a quick sniff.