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I thought I'd try my hand at writing a modified version of the Ultimate Showdown. This is what resulted.
The Ultimate Wet Dream of Herpephiliality
by Timanth
(Sing to tune of "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny")
GINO was a-stompin' around,
New York City for a nesting ground,
When suddenly Godzilla burst from the shade,
And filled GINO with a reptile cum-spray,
GINO got horny and began to hump back,
But didn't expect to be turned on her back,
By a lusty drake with sex on his mind,
Who didn't care if she was his kind,
And proceded to give her cock-to-mouth,
In a manner that really was uncouth,
Before he could give her a taste of drake seed,
He caught the eye of a dragoness in need,
And proceeded to knock her head-over-heels,
And screwed her...
Then he saw King Ghidora and he ran away,
'Cause three cocks versus one would blast his face.
This is the ultimate wet dream, of herpephiliality,
Reptiles, dinos, and dragons, as far as the eye can see,
There's quite a lot of scale-shedding, and much molting to see,
This is the ultimate wet dream, of herpephiliality.
GINO squirted juice on King Ghidora,
Like Nessi shot all over Godzilla,
Then the drake came back covered in GINO fluids,
And was promptly yiffed by seven dragon druids,
Godzilla was slimy and already lusty,
When he saw ol' Nessi waiting and ready,
But something else caught his gaze and he saw,
Gex' hemipene and he stared in awe,
Then Gex took GINO from behind,
And reached for the breasts he just couldn't find,
Then Godzilla fired and he flamed and he missed,
Instead he chased Ghidora and planted a kiss,
Who flew in the air and breathed lightning bolts,
While the drake and dragoness got a hold,
Then they went in a tangle and coiled around,
Tumbling in a huge heap to the ground.
This is the ultimate wet dream, of herpephiliality,
Reptiles, dinos, and dragons, as far as the eye can see,
There's quite a lot of long tongues and hemepenes,
This is the ultimate wet dream, of herpephiliality.
Cue slither sounds,
A chorous of hissing roars,
Down from the portal,
Came Dinosorceror.
Who delivered a spell,
That could grow giants,
Into every reptile's
Nonexistant scaly pants.
Everyone grew,
And he exclaimed in glee,
While kruft rained down,
from everyone's debris.
And dino stood there,
Among the wreckage,
Buried in kruft,
Ignoring the yiffy carnage.
Then a dragon named Draco and a dragon named Drake,
Gadzooki accompanied by a dozen snakes,
And Temeraire the Black - who gave no slack -
Rodan who came up turned on his back,
Malificent, Mushu, Elliot, Spyro,
Dragonkin, Wyrmkin, flying serpents from Cairo,
Golanth, Shiron, Bazil Broketail,
Avatre, Morkeleb, Smog in chain mail,
Came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they all stomped Dino's weesaur ass,
It was the greatest trampling the world ever saw,
Making macrophiles stare in total awe.
The scaliness went on for a century,
Many skins were shed but eventually,
A champion stood, all the herpephiles swooned,
Mecha Ghidora the Kaiju from the moon.
This is the ultimate wet dream, of herpephiliality,
Reptiles, dinos, and dragons, as far as the eye can see,
There's quite a lot of long tongues and hemepenes,
This is the ultimate wet dream,
This is the ultimate wet dream,
This is the ultimate wet dream, of herpephiliality.
Enjoy Folks
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Timanth - Martial Arts Teacher
Resident dragonmorph
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| Posted 8/20/2006 11:22 PM |
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*Blue chuckles*
That is a nice one Timanth. 
It reminds me of the 'ultimate orgy' swf. (that has quite a lot cartoony godzilla macro stuff too, but then twentyfold that much of grossly oversized human dicks and gay sex of filmstars and celebrities, sadly)
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Resident anthrosaur
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Supreme Being
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Aaaaand there goes the neighbourhood!  That certainly was enough to flood a city, stomp it into debries and then flood it anew! Coming up with that must have taken a damn long time! Well done you fluently bewritten drake. ------------ Come to where the flavour is: Ahastar's Page Religion is a Delusion |
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Supreme Being
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Hehe... you rock, Tim!
Man... how long did it take ya to come up with something like that... every word fits in the song, so that you can sing it without something sounding sloppy.
Nice one
Yeah, yeah.... oooh... aaaah... this is how it always goes and then there is the running... and screaming Visit my lair
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Supreme Being
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Not to boast or anything, but i just sat there and wrote for about an hour and a half. The chorus part was pretty easy. The hardest part was actually where I had to come up with all those names of dragons. Almost ran out but thought of Smog from the hobbit just in time ^_^.
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Timanth - Martial Arts Teacher
Resident dragonmorph
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| Posted 8/21/2006 10:01 PM |
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| That's some nice parody there, Timanth! And I'm just incredibly honored to fill the spotlight of Chuck No-Wrist. -------------------------------
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Supreme Being
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wow! amazong lyrics! it is the ultimate wet dream. i wish i could actually dream it though. ive had a dream where i turned into godzilla 98 b4. that was cool. my role play story is kind of based on a dream. i thought of it as i woke. heres a link to it. http://forums.macrophile.com/viewtopic.php?t=8958 enjoy! 
"ive spent a long time waiting in the background. but its all cool, cause im definetly back now"
tim deluxe-let the beats roll
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| How long before someone sings this/makes a flash video? |
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