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Supreme Being
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The Mini-Hakos surround Austin and charge their mini-lasers. Unfortunately, as machines can only think in one type of logic, they do not see the weakness of a circlar firing squad.
Austin is able to jump up just before the lasers fire, as he still remembers the sound of the real McCoy in action. The lasers converge and refract within each other, hitting the Hakos and stunning them in turn.
Austin hits the ground with a Grand SLAMTM and the Minis, being much lighter than the original, are sent flying. However, their mini-thrusters quickly kick in, and now they circle above Austin like buzzards.
(Cripes! The way these guys move in unison... they should form their own dance troupe!)
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Dedicated to all those who stepped on this sacred ground (and its inhabitants), determined Da Dome "wasn't for them" and left without a word. |
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Supreme Being
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HA HA HA you can't get rid of us that easily we make up in strength with speed. We will destroy you for master Stmpdragon... He will be pleased with your destruction. s robots will rule the world. Now Hakos combine into one...... The hakos merge together to become...... |
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Supreme Being
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... the ultimate, unbelievable... HAKO-DONUT!
Somehow perfectly circular despite laser cannons sticking out, uh... everywhere.
As the Hako-Donut rolls toward Austin, he fakes left, but the Donut somehow stops instantly and rapidly accelerates from behind. This time, Austin jumps through the center while slashing at the inner surface of the ring!
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Supreme Being
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The Hako's scream in pain as one of them explode instanly laving only two left the othe rtwo look at austing and begins asiming their cannon at him shooting at the target. YOU KILLED OUR BRO NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!! HAHAHAHA!!! *shoots out mutiple blasts each hitting at Autin nonstop. |
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Supreme Being
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Austin takes heavy damage from the lasers, but is not down for the count.
(This is going to take some finesse...)
Austin pulls out his shotgun with one hand and points his sword directly behind him with the other. As the lasers continue firing, Austin fires the shotgun at the Mini in front of him, and the recoil plunges his sword deep into the Mini behind him.
He then drops the shotgun and launches a Supersonic Punch at the front Mini. The result is the Mini's head now resides within its stomach.
Austin chomps a Nut to restore his health, pulls his sword from the prone Mini, casts Life3 on himself, and looks around for the last two minions.
(The city's already trashed... and not all of those skyscrapers were conveniently empty. Crud.)
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Supreme Being
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Mint HS 1 hides in the remanis of memcha stomp while the other slow watches Austin as he plots to take him out with his death ray. As soon as he aims he fires at Austin instaly killing him but life 3 kicked in and he was back Mini HS 2 Nooooo how!!!! |
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Supreme Being
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Just like Mario, Austin was granted a few seconds of invulnerability once he returned from the brink of death. He used those few seconds to throw his sword at the Mini who popped out from his hiding place, making a robo-shish-ka-bob. He then charged over to the last Mini and seperated its head from its body with a Devastating Uppercut. He got a nasty bruise on his hand in the process.
Once the final minion fell, there was a moment of peace. Austin tried to remove his sword from Hako-4 but found it stuck. He pondered, then smacked his forehead for not realizing the obvious solution. He used a Wild Strawberry to restore his magick (the k is there... just because.), cast Lightsaber and pulled the sword out easily. While the sword was still vorpal, he sliced off the head and feet of the same Mini, and set them aside to take home as trophies.
Sitting on a somehow-intact park bench, his sword de-spelled and sheathed, he looks around and wonders if his hero-ing skills are needed elsewhere...
THE END
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