Hi Everyone
Finally it’s the humour, entertainment ha ha… whatever this is #35 of the year. Sorry about last week - wanted to send one, but then just never had the time to make one up, so, lots of good stuff to include in this one.
First off, a couple links from our Greek rage-o-matic friend, Johnny (for those that don't know who I'm talking about… just means you won't be on his "spare them" list when he takes over the world… not that any of us are likely to be on it anyway):
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/tommabe.wmv
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
Okay so, time to change the oil in the car… gotta be quick though, need to get back to work on time - you'll stop at one of those 15 minute shops. What could go wrong?
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...gone_wrong.wmv
Here's another car thing gone wrong. The greatest car jump ever attempted was done in 1976 in Canada. I don't know about you, but I got bad vibes about this the moment they said they were strapping rockets to a '76 Lincoln Continental:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/invcarjum03.html
A great Scare Tactics clip - what would you do if you were accidentally stuck in a mine field?
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4699
A quick lesson about evolution, South Park style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-mtOLuRnI
David Letterman does a thing on his show now and then called "George W. Bush: Faking it". Here's "Understanding Spanish":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVOj6iP_iVs
Boating mishaps:
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4151/
Some of you may have seen these commercials on TV - Jack Links jerky: Messin' with Sasquatch series. There's usually a couple versions of each - one for more censored TV, and a more harsh one, these are the betters ones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws93VIG5OLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t1yZMHFR3Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isKg0CEGYLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eh0ZIrMuJg
Molson Canadian - Chasing Beaver (ah the subtly of Canadian advertising):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5IlxYlcmYU
Speed bump in Dubai, UAE - amazing how many people just don't see it, especially the Lamborghini at the end:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg79_mM2CNY
Tip: If you're a robber and want to succeed, don't rub a beauty salon next to a fighting school:
http://www.canada.com/saskatoonstarp...8-12542cddf7e9
Good old scare pranks:
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4719
Alright - have a good weekend everyone and remember that tomorrow is Remembrance Day (or Veteran's Day for the US). Never forget the lives given yesterday, so that we could have our today.
"Solemn the drums thrill; Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres,
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.
They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted;
They fell with their faces to the foe.
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them."
-- Laurence Binyon, 1869-1943
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When you walk the path of life, the way before you is always shrouded in darkness, while the path behind is lit. So long as you walk forward with caution, you will walk the path and find your way. When you assume you know the way, and run, the path may change and bring about disaster -- Rothar, from Reptile Portal |
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